Poop There It Is

No pushing or breaking of water

It was a c-section that brought her

But this is about

What wouldn’t come out

Right after the birth of my daughter

Perhaps it was pain medication

To back up and cause constipation

Nurse said I must show

She won't let us go

Till POOP there it is- defecation

Determined, I pulled an all-nighter

That thing was a hell of a fighter

Then with my poor tush

Turns out I did push

And POOF I was seven pounds lighter!

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Silly Poem writing prompt entry

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February
2024

A chain of gross Limericks.
Sorry.

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