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Most of us who are fans know this depression. Now what?

Season's Over Depression

by Reese Turner

Oh, woe is me. Oh, woe is me! No NFL on TV for me to see. Season’s over. Playoffs, too. Oh, my, what am I to do? I am as lost now as I can be.   Sure, next week is Super Bowl But, reality, does not console The loss of both MY teams on TV – they’re both now long gone So, for cheering them, I’m in a hole.   Their season’s done. I’m depressed. What do I do, you might suggest? Golf, hockey, or basketball Are just not for me at all… Baseball? I snore by the 3rd, at best.   Nope, it’s football starting September Is the sports joy which I remember Players running hard and crashing Quarterbacks and their long passing Without these, my flame’s just ember.   Nor will next August start my season: Exhibition games simply have no reason I'd rather watch fresh paint dry Than watch practice games, so I Suffer seven months ‘till football’s pleasin’…