Raggmopp!!!

Oh, RAG MOPP! Dooddle-y-doo!

Does it mean the same for me,

My friend, as it does to you?

Is it from land or the sea?

Can you eat it with a knife?

Or must you eat as you sop?

Should you guard it with your life?

Should you slow dance or be-bop?

Can you say it when you pray?

Should you give it to someone?

Should I question Shelley Kaye?

Is it from an unknown tongue?

Is it clean? Is it obscene?

Is it still? Does it rattle?

Is it sweet or very mean?

Should I prepare for battle?

If only I could decide

Then I would be reassured

-To give to groom, or to bride

Or should that name be obscured?