| Humor Fiction posted January 31, 2024 |
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Could it be true...
I Shud've Been a Farmer
by Tom Horonzy
Humorous 50 Word Story Contest Winner
I have long imagined being a farmer, though I never farmed, because corns grows on my toes, and maize inside my head. I have a b-onion on my heel, and potatoes spudding in my ears. Besides, I love lounging in the hay with a shapely filly who never says neigh.
I have long imagined being a farmer, though I never farmed, because corns grows on my toes, and maize inside my head. I have a b-onion on my heel, and potatoes spudding in my ears. Besides, I love lounging in the hay with a shapely filly who never says neigh.
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Writing Prompt Write a humorous 50 word story. 50 words exactly. No need to have a beginning, a conflict or resolution. Just tell something funny in 50 words. No poetry. |
Humorous 50 Word Story Contest Winner |
 Recognized |
Even if I say so myself, "Adrian, I think I did it."
After a hard day's work, I am heading to the barn to lay in the hay.
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