Who would turn a school anti-drug campaign into a contest? All the staff knew these kids were on one thing or another. Still, administration had set this up and teachers had been poring over entries for hours. Most of them were long-winded and a waste of time, until:

I’d rather be a math kid than a meth kid

Cocaine is quite insane

Fentanyl is mental, y’all

Don’t have drugs on the brain

Looks around the table said one word: Winner!!