It was terrible! It all began when the Caps Lock started throwing his weight around.

"I am KING," he fairly shouted.

"What makes you think so ?" questioned the ? mark.

"BECAUSE WHOEVER I TOUCH ON THE KEYBOARD BECOMES GREATER", he roared.

“Not me," noted the 9. "I become less; half of a duo, and a BENT one at that!”

“Tell me about it,” complained the 0.

“Well, I become a STAR,” snorted the 8.

“I find caps a plus myself,” the = equivocated.

“& I”, said the seven meekly.

“I come into $,” smiled the 4.

“ I always feel up when the caps does his thing”, said the 6.

“ THAT’S CAPS you lower case Ninny!” bellowed the CAPS KEY.

At that degrading statement, war broke out afresh, lower case against upper.

The ! jumped up and down on 1 for a period of time, the 8 saw *s, the ` stuck his ~ out at everyone, the 3 kept #ing away, until at last an unlikely hero brought peace to the troubled keys.

He was a LAWYER ... well, KINDA. Some said he was a member of the bar; in ANY CASE, he came up with a peaceful resolution.

“What you guys need”, he said, “ is some space.”

And then he pushed for it, know what I mean?