White Christmas

This time of year it’s a turkey

an NCA’s seasonal surprise

fat plump white with all its feathers plucked

all the chefs basted with a weight a' plenty

A Caribbean treat with all of the trimmings

a European spread when its served

its cost a whopping ninety-six million

Right now the turkey’s come home to roost

a home grown twenty-nine year old

Mr X’s Julian Chisolm’s prodigy

a fellow Highland partner in crime

Just one more living on the dark side

all they need is a reason a plot

when its cooked they all get caught

it’s a drug baron's fee a guilty plea

all found in Santa's sack

Another student

top of the class

"... just another white Christmas ..."

with cocaine

and the criac

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