Decided I’d cut my hair shorter

While listening to old country songs.

I sang and was tapping my foot until

I noticed that somethin’ was wrong.

I was just snipping my hair to the beat

And singing away with each “whack,”

Not realizing that what I had done

Was butcher my hair in the back.

The front didn’t look so hot, either,

My bangs were uneven so I

Combed the longer side over

Now I can’t see out of that eye.

So, Trump and I both have "comb-overs,"

Except mine's not blonde, therre's some gray.

I think, though, I may have to cut it because

To hold it, takes too much hair spray.

It's so short I can't even curl it:

The curling iron just burns my head,

So, rather than sporting a rather chic coif,

I look like my hairbrush instead.

(with burn spots)