General Script posted October 14, 2023

Chapters:

...20 21 -22- 23...

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a scene with Pons and Ned

A chapter in the book Scenes at a Third Party

Scene at a Third Party 22

by Bill Schott

LorDee (Loralie DeSilva) = Presidential hopeful Ned Nuckledd = Vice Presidential hopeful (with LorDee) Skar  = Pons' clone and campaign worker Pons Maninoff = keeps Skar on a short leash  MauMau= media coordinator Betty: = campaign manager AA  (Abecedari Ann)  =  Poet Laureate  Fox Fine: Detective Felix Fine: Detective Lowell Wrent = Fox News reporter Bull Schlitz = Police Inspector Lt. D'weir = homicide investigator Zombie GED: = brain eater ------------------------------------------------------- Previously,   Inspector Bull Schlitz had a theory that Zora Abebe,  Abracada Brah, and the missing GED may be victims of a vengeful Loralie DeSilva.  Ned, LorDee, and Betty Biggins are suspects.    The scene opens with a news reporter, Lowell Wrent, making a live report from the Third Party Campaign Center, formerly the Big Boy.     Lowell : This is Lowell Wrent, Fox News, reporting from LorDee DeSilva campaign headquarters, where police investigators are searching for the perpetrater of at least two grisly murders. Former third party hopeful Zora Abebe, and longtime political dirty tricks professional, Abracada Brah were discovered murdered in what the coroner has described as, and I quote, "an F==ing bloodbath!"   Fox : (to Felix) Are you all right, Cuz?   Felix : I feel all kinds of stuff, Fox. I am heartbroken that Zora has been killed. I didn't know her well, but we clicked right away. I could imagine the two of us making it for a year or more.   Fox  : A year?   Felix : Sure. I think you could have stood me that long.    Skar:  I still can't believe that Abrabanana is dead.   Pons: I don't understand how anyone could think Ned would harm a fly.  MauMau: I will destroy whoever is responsible for Queen Zora Abebe's demise.   AA:  Poor Betty. I don't see why they suspect her.    Fox  : I'm just spitballing, but I figure since Miss Biggins and Ned were canoodling, and they think Ned knows something about GED's disappearance, she was lumped in.    Felix :  The poor woman. I may need to comfort her when they jail Nuckledd.   Skar:  Do you even remember her name?   Felix :  No time for quizzing now, Ponsclone. I'm grieving.     Pons: I guess I should call our lawyer.   MauMau:  I believe I will be addressing Betty's needs soon. This experience has drawn the two of us closer, and I feel quite protective of her.    AA:  I feel a poem coming on.    Fox  : What about? Will it be politics?  Will it be romance?  Murder?   AA:  Perhaps we could all write one together..   Felix :  I'll start:   There once was a man from Zimbabwe                                                                                                         who parked his car in my driveway                                                                                                               this deal got old                                                                                                                                             so I had him towed                               and also had him deported. Hey!                                Skar:  You're a poet and you don't know it, but your feet show it. They stink like your poems.   Pons: You people are ridiculous. There are dead people, friends in the hands of the police, and --    MauMau: GED!!   Everyone looks to the left where Zombie GED enters walking slowly and muttering.   AA:  GED! Where have you been?! What is that red mess all over you?   Fox  : Oh my god! Is he covered with blood?!   Felix :  Did he sleep in his clothes? I've seen substitute school teachers look less unkempt.    Skar:  What have you been doin', Dude? You look like the loser in a cherry pie eatin' contest.   Pons: He looks sick and injured. He needs medical attention.   Felix :  BETTY! Her name is Betty!   To be continued...     Write A Review Image from Google Pays one point and 2 member cents. You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.