Humor Poetry posted October 14, 2023


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Skinny Shakespeare Sonnet

by DragonSkulls

The author has placed a warning on this post for language.

Upon the beach beneath the summer skies,
a bully sauntered up, so big and buff.
In front of my dear lass he mocked my size,
then kicked hot sand into my face and ruff.

I tried to stand my ground to no avail.
He pushed me down like waving off a fart.
My maiden saw that I could not prevail,
then took his arm while stepping on my heart.

But from that shame I worked until it burned,
until I too was muscular and stout.
A silence filled the beach when I returned
and there I knocked that sorry bastard out.

My maiden begged, "Can we let bygones pass?"
To rhyme, I told that bitch to kiss an ass.

 

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Laughter writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Write a poem of any type that makes your reader laugh.


There was a Charles Atlas cartoon ad many years ago that had a scenario close to this in it.

A ruff is the fluffy neck piece some wore back then.

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