a scene with Pons and Ned
A chapter in the book Scenes at a Third Party
Scene at a Third Party 16
LorDee (Loralie DeSilva) = Presidential hopeful
Ned Nuckledd = Vice Presidential hopeful (with LorDee)
Zora Abebe = when elected, will be THE Supreme Court
Skar = Pons' clone and campaign worker
Pons Maninoff = keeps Skar on a short leash
MauMau= media coordinator
AB (Abracada Brah) = Dirty Tricks Coordinator
Betty: = campaign manager
AA (Abecedari Ann) = Poet Laureate
Fox Fine: Detective
Felix Fine: Detective
Lowell Wrent = Fox News reporter
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Previously, detectives Fox and Felix Fine arrived to investigate GED's disappearance. GED has actually died and is in Post Park playing chess with D-red. MauMau has scheduled an interview for LorDee with Fox News.
The scene opens with LorDee, Ned, Zora, and Felix sitting down across from Fox reporter Lowell Wrent.
Lowell : (facing and speaking downstage as if to a television audience) This is Lowell Wrent here today with the third world - uh - party candidate Loralie DeSilva and her running mate Ned Nuckledd.
Felix : (to Zora) I thought you might be the running mate.
Zora : I will be the Supreme Court.
Felix : How does that work?
Zora : Sorry, that is classified.
LorDee : Hi, Lowell.
Ned : Hey.
Lowell : My research shows you are registered in all fifty states.
Ned : I hear we're good in Canader and Mexicur too.
Lowell : Really. So -- Ned, you are going to be the vice president?
Ned : Yep. That is 'til LorDee gits 'peached er sassy-naitted; then I'll be yer Predsodent.
Meanwhile, in another part of the campaign center. Fox Fine speaks with Betty Biggins.
Fox: So, Miss Biggins, what do you know about the disappearance of GAD?
Betty: Gad? His name is pronounced Jed. It's an acronym for General Equivalency Dude.
Fox: Who would name their kid that?
Betty: He's a clone.
Fox: He's a what?
Meanwhile, in yet another part of the campaign center, Skar, Pons, MauMau, AB, and AA are comparing notes on what is going on in the campaign.
Skar : Man, I keep dropping lower in the barnyard here.
Pons : So, you're no longer a VP candidate?
Skar : Zora is now planning on becoming the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
MauMau: I will be the President of Defense.
Betty: Secretary of Defense?
MauMau: I'm not going to be anyone's secretary. You be a secretary.
AB : It's just what it's called, man.
Pons : The Brits call it Minister of Defense.
MauMau: I'm no preacher either.
Skar : I might be the Secretary of State.
MauMau: Just a state? Which state?
Skar : (smirking) Alaska, MauMau. I will be the Secretary of Alaska.
AA : Does anyone have any idea where GED went?
AB : Ned was missing, then he returned and GED was missing.
Pons : Like they changed places.
AA : Did you see the detectives? I wonder if one is the clone of the other.
Betty: Ned said they are twins.
AB : My guess is that one is a Martian, and the other its look-a-like android.
MauMau: Well sure, but which is which?
AA : I feel a poem coming on.
Pons : Let's make up a joint poem that we all contribute to.
AA : Or -- (makes a gesture with her head for them to leave)
Pons smiles and the two sneak away.
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