General Script posted September 27, 2023

Chapters:

...13 14 -15- 16...

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a scene with Pons and Ned

A chapter in the book Scenes at a Third Party

Scene at a Third Party 15

by Bill Schott

LorDee (Loralie DeSilva) = Presidential hopeful Ned Nuckledd = Vice Presidential hopeful (with LorDee) Zora Abebe = when elected, will be THE Supreme Court Skar  = Pons' clone and campaign worker Pons Maninoff = keeps Skar on a short leash  MauMau= media coordinator AB  (Abracada Brah)  =  Dirty Tricks Coordinator Betty: = campaign manager AA  (Abecedari Ann)  =  Poet Laureate  Fox Fine: Detective Felix Fine: Detective -------------------------------------------------------   Previously, Pons secured a bunch of pool noodles for the staff to get out their aggressions on each other safely. Ned has returned from his near-death experience, but GED was taken instead. He is only presumed to be missing.    The scene opens with all the characters standing around with pool noodles.  Two men enter from the left. They seem identical though one is in a business suit and the other dressed in sweat pants and a hoodie.       LorDee : (to the two arrivals)  Are you two the detectives from Fine Investigations?   Fox : Yes. I am Fox Fine and this is Felix.   LorDee : You look like twins.   Felix : Wow, you're pretty sharp. Wanna job at a detective agency?   LorDee : I'm running for president.   Felix: Well, maybe on the weekends.    MauMau steps up to speak to LorDee standing in front of Fox and Felix Fine.   MauMau: I have arranged an interview with Fox.   Fox : I don't know this guy, Ma'am. I talked with a woman named Betty Biggins.    Felix: Yeah, is she available? Is she cute?   MauMau: I meant Fox News, not these fools.   Zora steps up.   Zora:  When is our interview with Fox?   Fox : We can begin now.   Zora:  I meant Fox News.   Felix: My name's Felix. I' m news.    Zora:  Aren't you a detective? I could be a suspect.   Felix : Really? What should I suspect you of  -- uh -- lady?   Zora:  I am Zora Abebe.   Felix : That's my new girlfriend's name.   Zora:  You have a girl friend named Zora?   Felix : Are you asking me or telling me?   Betty walks up to LorDee.   Betty: I have arranged an interview with Fox.   Fox : There's a familiar voice.     Betty: You must be Fox.    Fox : Right. So, you have a missing person?   Ned walks up to Fox.   Ned :  Hey! I thunk I knowd who you was. You was at Cousin Hed's Hat Store.   Fox : Fred, right?   Ned :  Nope. His name really is Hed.    Meanwhile, Zora and Felix are across the scene to the far right kissing in the corner.   Zora:  Are you going to ask me any questions?   Felix : Sure. So, is this blouse felt?   Zora giggles and the two continue kissing.   Fox : Led?   Ned :  Nope.    Fox : Med?   Ned :  Nope.    Fox : Ned?   Ned :  Nope -- uh -- I mean -- yup.   Fox : Great. Okay, Ned. Who's missing?   Ned :  It's my clone, GED.   Fox stares at Ned for a moment. Then he looks to Betty.   Betty: Yes, it's his clone. His name is GED.      To be continued...     Write A Review Pays one point and 2 member cents. You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.