George and Mabel had been happily married for sixty years and had always been totally in love and compatible in every way. However there had been nothing resembling any kind of romance in a very long time.

 

One night as they lay in bed watching the news on T.V. George began to gently touch Mabel's body in places that he hadn't touched in years. Just as she was starting to get aroused he suddenly stopped and turned away from her.

"That was nice," she said."I was enjoying it. Why have you stopped?
 

"I've found the remote control," he said.