The Peril of the Knotted Nose

I don't suppose you know of those

Who have a strange, peculiar nose

One that is lengthy, like a vine

Well, that is me, I think it's fine

I'd like to tie it in a knot

But I cannot, it blocks the snot

There'd be a build-up then a burst

Believe me, there is nothing worse

People who have pretty hair

Would see snot flying through the air

On them, it would surely tuck

A piece of icky-sticky yuck

If your lunch is a bowl of soup

Watch out for the sound, KER-PLOOP

A green thing would be in your bowl

Something new to warm your soul

So, I leave my nose undone

It swings freely in the sun

An elephant and me, it's clear

Have things in common, that seems queer

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