Humor Flash Fiction posted May 25, 2023 |
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80-word flash fiction
The Wrestlers
by RodG
"Eddie, that hurts! You've got me in a choke hold, not a headlock."
We'd been watching RAW wrestling on TV, and Eddie insisted he could do any of the Undertaker's unique moves. I'd let him throw his arm around my scrawny neck and bend me over his left leg. I felt his elbow scrape against my ear, his clasped hands beneath my chin. Suddenly, he wrenched my head into his chest.
"Ow!"
"Ah, Petey. You know it's all fake."
80 Word Flash Fiction contest entry
"Eddie, that hurts! You've got me in a choke hold, not a headlock."
We'd been watching RAW wrestling on TV, and Eddie insisted he could do any of the Undertaker's unique moves. I'd let him throw his arm around my scrawny neck and bend me over his left leg. I felt his elbow scrape against my ear, his clasped hands beneath my chin. Suddenly, he wrenched my head into his chest.
"Ow!"
"Ah, Petey. You know it's all fake."
We'd been watching RAW wrestling on TV, and Eddie insisted he could do any of the Undertaker's unique moves. I'd let him throw his arm around my scrawny neck and bend me over his left leg. I felt his elbow scrape against my ear, his clasped hands beneath my chin. Suddenly, he wrenched my head into his chest.
"Ow!"
"Ah, Petey. You know it's all fake."
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