Humor Poetry posted April 7, 2023


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A poem about a fried chicken sandwich

Ode to the Double Down

by Mike Grimes

Here's to cheese and bacon, sandwiched betwixt two chicken breasts!
The grease constricts my arteries and makes me clutch my chest!
Among humongous sammies, this one clearly is the best!

Chicken chunks are golden fried with secret blend of spice!
The Double Down's affordable! You just can't beat the price!
Wash it down with sweetened tea, with or without ice.

Double Down's elusive, like that tricky ol' McRib.
Both these meals should come equipped with an absorbent bib!
If we get an extra, then you know I'm callin' dibs!

O Double Down, you hold the crown within this chicken craze!
Every juicy, crunchy bite leaves all tastebuds amazed!
Tie it all together with a pack of
may-o-nnaise!

This monster meals fate was sealed, it couldn't stick around
Due to sheer cholesterol they packed into a pound.
The world just wasn't ready for the daring Double Down.

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If you are not familiar with the Double Down, it is a sandwich that consists of 2 huge boneless fried chicken breasts with melted cheese and bacon in between them. No bun. Let me repeat that: No bun. Itâ??s crazy. The photo is actually some fried eggplant because I was having trouble uploading a proper Double Down photo.
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