Baloney

Baloney is a product that is often misconstrued

As a by-product of something, or a lower class of food.

Well, I am here to certify that this is not the case!

Your opinion of Baloney can all change with just one taste!

I'm a man of the Baloney, a Baloney connosseuir!

I have Baloney drivers drop it daily at my door.

To put it simply, all Baloney must be made of meat

And spices that some companies would choose to keep discreet.

They'll scatter in some peppers or some cheeses or some nuts,

Place it in attractive packages with fancy stacks of cuts.

Some try to make it out of plants, but I think that's too phony.

It looks just like some potters clay, but also styrofoamy.

No matter if it's sliced or shaved by Tim, Tammy or Tony,

They can jazz it up a thousand ways, but I'll know it's Baloney!

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