Threads of Reality

"Threads of Reality"
Written on March 5th, 2023
By Doctor Ricky 1024
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The year was March 7783.
Complicated advancement into Parella Universe?
Speed of Light slowing...
Speed of Sound now...
Slowing...
Slowing...
Slowing...
2,500 MPH.
Calculating landing on Surface
Encrusted, no Colour, no Atmosphere
No Light
Obviously A Dead Planet.
....
"The Dead Planet Zombie 666."
Universe possibly Unknown?
Distance from Home Planet Earth?
Now Unknown!
...
Loss of Communications
Fire on board Flight Deck Six
Possibly in the "Orion/Saturn/Pluto"
Milky Way Out Galaxy?
Otherwise, or possibly in the "Mutton/Oragon/Newton"
Galaxy Zelion?
...
Note: From all visual
And, "Psyco-Galaxix Monitoring"
Galactic Snowing...
Slowing...
No way to Land?
Land safely.
Fuel Regenerator MALFUNCTION!!!

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'Captain Ork!'
'First Lieutenant Einstein here.'
'Einstein, what do I pay you for?'
'Well, Captain as far as I can figure by calculating our last location at Warp on my, "Zellon Optimeter 3000"
'We are Dead F*****!'
'Plus all the sustaining Life Supplies are virtually burned or melted by the fire on Deck 6.'
...
'Unfortunately, Einstein you are as far as Eye can go figure right before I peed,
"Spoctologically, Spoctological, Logically, Logical, F***** again my Kryton friend to the very end.'
Replied Captain Ork.
...
'Well, what then are our chances Einstein?'
'Well the way Eye see it Captain.'
'And, only if we can somehow tap the surface?'
...
'Hmm....
'The Zellon Optimeter is now with added info...
'Stating that there is a slight possibility there's some Alien form of both oxygen and water?'
'Breathable and Potable still calculating...
'Thsts F****** AMAZING Einstein!'
'Now, let's work out a plan, shall we?'
Three Long, Hours, Later....
...
Note: The crew of the Starship "Unenterprising"
Is now on the surface of "Dead Planet
Zombie 666."
Utilizing Lieutenant Einstein's invention
"The Manabanabananaculator!"
The device has the amazing capabilities to drill and expand.
And, rather quickly the crust.
..
'Captain Ork!'
'Yes, First Lieutenant Einstein?'
"We are about to lift the rather large section and slide it to the West.'
'And, st best?'
'Captain Ork if all goes well should soon be breathing on our own!'
'As well as, a nice drink of fresh water!'
States Einstein.
Dead Planet Zombie 666's oxygen had tested breathable and the water is now also deemed potable!'
Thirty minutes later...
...
'Hey Captain Jerk!'
'Oh, I mean Ork?'
'This "Zombified Water?"
'Maki g me a little woozy '
Complains First Lieutenant Einstein.
'Hey Captain Ork?'
'Check out the Rack on the Red-Headed Zombie chick?'
Asks Einstein.
...
'Captain Jerk!'.
'I think she wants me to pump New Life
between her thighs?'
'No big surprise Einstein.'
'I knew you always had it on you fella!'
'Well, be careful with that Einstein.
'And, remember your a genius!'
Warns Captain Ork
'Just,as Einstein about to start the "Horizontal Bob!"
...
'Richard Edward Einstein!'
'Whats that massive bulge I see under the covers?'
'Ahh...
'Were you reading that dirty smut comic book entitled, "Dirty Zombie Hot Bitches from Dead Zombie Planet 666?"
'Again Son?'
'Sorry mom.'
'And, look Richard!'
'Your all wet again!'
'Sorry mom I guess I had another Wet Dream?'
The End?