"The wolf was big...but he was not bad.
Their story never mentioned the fun him and Red had.

Red Riding Hood said he was Good.
And the most adorable creature out there in the wood.

In The dense thicket he had his chances.
But he never made any cheeky advances.

So no woman should accuse us men of being dogs.
We're no turkeys, or princes from frogs.

I have a faithful female...my dignity she will defend.
She's a steadfast companion. She's a true girlfriend.

Women say all men are sexually wired...nice try.
But my girlfriend will confirm...that I'm a nice guy.

Right, Stormy? Stormy? eh...Stormy? Oh, Stormeeeeee.??!! "