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Not my Favorite Time of Year

by HarryT

Oh, drat-meow, it's that time of year Our mistress bounds with Christmas cheer She loves to include me and the dog in her festivities Including silly pawing printing and picture activities She chases me about at a frantic pace I try to hide in my secret cat place But she uses catnip as irresistible bait Dog just gives in and accepts his fate Mistress presses our paws to a black stamp pad Quickly to each card, stamping paws makes her glad After she wraps our inky paws in smelly old rags, So, on the rugs we don't leave our paw print tags If that's not bad enough, the worse is still to come She thinks her Christmas photo of us is loads of fun Dresses the dog in a Santa outfit and me in as his elf My outfit is itchy, it's made of old moldy green felt Finally, it's time. She calls hubby for the picture She spanks my paw as I pull at the scratchy stricture "Smile," she says. The camera is going to flash I bet every photo she sends ends up in the trash No! No! Meow, meow, Christmas is not my favorite time of year New Year's is much better when I can lick up some good cheer.