| Humor Fiction posted December 14, 2022 |
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Re-Write a Song contest entry. Play video while reading.
You're So Lame
by DragonSkulls
The author has placed a warning on this post for language.
I dove into your story that seemed to be void of plot.
Your words strategically placed but still sound like
they're written by a robot.
You had one thought roaming through your head
or maybe it's a clot.
And all the fans dreamed your writes would get better,
writes would get better and
You're so lame
I'll probably write this poem about you.
You're so lame (You're so lame)
I bet you think piece is about you.
Don't you? Don't you?
You had me several years ago
when I was still quite naive.
But shortly I tired of the pretty crap
like Autumn and falling leaves.
Yet you offer up the things you love
and shit I can't believe.
I had some dreams and in them, I'm not barfing,
I am not barfing and
You're so lame
I'll probably write this poem about you.
You're so lame (You're so lame)
I bet you think piece is about you.
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
Guitar solo
I had some dreams and in them, I'm not barfing,
I am not barfing and
You're so lame
I'll probably write this poem about you.
You're so lame (You're so lame)
I bet you think piece is about you.
Don't you? Don't you?
Well I saw you entered a piece on old age
and your crap naturally won.
Then you took that cash and simply entered more drab
where you total eclipse everyone.
Well you write the same dross all the time
and when you don't they weep
like underwear pried too tight up their butt crack,
tight up their butt crack and
You're so lame
I'll probably write this poem about you.
You're so lame (You're so lame)
I bet you think piece is about you.
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
You're so lame,
I'll probably write this poem about you.
(Repeat to fade out.)
Re-Write A Song writing prompt entry
I dove into your story that seemed to be void of plot.
Your words strategically placed but still sound like
they're written by a robot.
You had one thought roaming through your head
or maybe it's a clot.
And all the fans dreamed your writes would get better,
writes would get better and
You're so lame
I'll probably write this poem about you.
You're so lame (You're so lame)
I bet you think piece is about you.
Don't you? Don't you?
You had me several years ago
when I was still quite naive.
But shortly I tired of the pretty crap
like Autumn and falling leaves.
Yet you offer up the things you love
and shit I can't believe.
I had some dreams and in them, I'm not barfing,
I am not barfing and
You're so lame
I'll probably write this poem about you.
You're so lame (You're so lame)
I bet you think piece is about you.
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
Guitar solo
I had some dreams and in them, I'm not barfing,
I am not barfing and
You're so lame
I'll probably write this poem about you.
You're so lame (You're so lame)
I bet you think piece is about you.
Don't you? Don't you?
Well I saw you entered a piece on old age
and your crap naturally won.
Then you took that cash and simply entered more drab
where you total eclipse everyone.
Well you write the same dross all the time
and when you don't they weep
like underwear pried too tight up their butt crack,
tight up their butt crack and
You're so lame
I'll probably write this poem about you.
You're so lame (You're so lame)
I bet you think piece is about you.
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
You're so lame,
I'll probably write this poem about you.
(Repeat to fade out.)
Your words strategically placed but still sound like
they're written by a robot.
You had one thought roaming through your head
or maybe it's a clot.
And all the fans dreamed your writes would get better,
writes would get better and
You're so lame
I'll probably write this poem about you.
You're so lame (You're so lame)
I bet you think piece is about you.
Don't you? Don't you?
You had me several years ago
when I was still quite naive.
But shortly I tired of the pretty crap
like Autumn and falling leaves.
Yet you offer up the things you love
and shit I can't believe.
I had some dreams and in them, I'm not barfing,
I am not barfing and
You're so lame
I'll probably write this poem about you.
You're so lame (You're so lame)
I bet you think piece is about you.
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
Guitar solo
I had some dreams and in them, I'm not barfing,
I am not barfing and
You're so lame
I'll probably write this poem about you.
You're so lame (You're so lame)
I bet you think piece is about you.
Don't you? Don't you?
Well I saw you entered a piece on old age
and your crap naturally won.
Then you took that cash and simply entered more drab
where you total eclipse everyone.
Well you write the same dross all the time
and when you don't they weep
like underwear pried too tight up their butt crack,
tight up their butt crack and
You're so lame
I'll probably write this poem about you.
You're so lame (You're so lame)
I bet you think piece is about you.
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
You're so lame,
I'll probably write this poem about you.
(Repeat to fade out.)
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Writing Prompt Poems are Part I of every song with lyrics. Choose a song you love, and re-write the words. Can be a Broadway tune, a pop or country song, even a Christmas carol -any song at all! But whatever it is, you'll help yourself in the polls if you also post a recorded version of the original song when you post the new-and-improved lyrics/contest entry by you. (Because the voters might not be familiar with the tune, so giving them a chance to listen to it will help them "hear" yours!) |
If you think this song is about you, get over yourself. Lol. Just goofing around with the contest. This, if you find it at all humorous, will go along with the video when played. The picture is of Carly Simon.
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