"The Price is Right?"
Written on November 11th, 2022
By Doctor Ricky1024
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'Welcome and it's time!
'Yes, time to play!
"America's Favorite Game Show!"
"The Price is Right!"
Clap, Clap, Clap!
'NOW Coming from ABC Studios in Hollywood, California!'
'Yes, and welcome.'
'My Name is Drew Scarymore.'
(As if you only knew?)
Clap, Clap, Clap!
'And, right next to me is Lou Diamond!'
(Neil Diamonds little brother!)
Clap, Clap, Clap!
'And, Now let's see whom are first contestants are?
...
'NOW, Lets have a Big Welcome!'
"The Price is Right"
'Yes, welcome to from Money, Mississippi.'
'We have Jesse James Daulmer!'
And, Jessy from Mississippi your on "The Price is Right!"
Clap, Clap, Clap!
...
'Now, Jesse what brings you!'
'Yes, to Sunny California from Money, Mississippi?
'Well to tell you the truth Drew.'
'I'm related to Jessy James!'
Clap, Clap, Clap!
...
'Yes, and my Great, Great, Grandiose Grandpop loved robbing Trains and Banks for Money!'
'Well then Jesse James looks like you!"
'Yes, came from the right place to the right place?'
...
'So, in answer to your question Drew.
'Show me My Money mow too?'
Clap, Clap, Clap!
'Okay then what do we have behind that Curtain Lou?'
...
'Well it's a vacation to Juno, Alaska!'
'Jesse, your going on a Once in a Life Time.'
'Yes, Ten Day Cruise!'
'Yes, on Alaska's "Song of the Sea!"
Clap, Clap. Clap!
...
'We will wine you and we will dine you!'
'And, Jesse there will be entertainment that you could never believe'
'And, this Package is worth an amazing and incredible total of
$101, 450.00!'
Clap, Clap, Clap!
...
Note: For the next 55 minutes, many other lucky and not so lucky Contestants.
Will unfortunately.
(If they only knew?)
Try for the chance for
"The Big Deal of the Day!"
But only The Most Lucky can win!
...
'Okay, we're back here with Jesse James Dahmer.'
Clap, Clap, Clap!
'Yes, and he was the Only One.'
'Yes, with a chance for the
"Big Deal of the Day?"
...
'Now, Jesse you will have a choice of three different doors.'
'Door Number One, Two, or Door Number Three?'
'And, you must realize Jesse that one of these three doors.'
'Yes, could change your life Forever!'
'So, which one Jesse James Dahmer from Money Mississippi would you like?'
...
'Well Drew.'
'For me it's got to be.'
"Door Number Two!"
'Now and I'll tell you again Jesse.'
'Now this could change the rest of your life?'
'Okay let's see first what we've got under Door Number One which is "The Big Door of the Day?"
...
'Well Drew.'
States Lou.
'The Big Door of the Day is a
"One-Way Ticket Out of Hell!"
Boo, Boo, Boo!
Yells the Demons on the audience.
'And, as for you Jesse James Dahmer?'
'Yes, related to that nasty serial killer.'
'Jeffery Dahmer and not Jessy James!'
'And, here down in my Hell?'
'You get to play, "Drews Game!"
'And, you've won under Door Number Two?'
'Yes, a One-Way ticket to Hell!'
'Exactly where you're at and where you're going to stay!'
'Yes, for the rest of your miserable Life!'
'So enjoy it and Lou?'
'Yes, Drew?'
'Let the F****** torturing begin!
The End.