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A chapter in the book Random Rhyme and Petty Prose
Dip, Dodge, and the Dictionary
by Bill Schott
The author has placed a warning on this post for language.
Two young men met in the library to begin research on a paper.
Dip: I don't even know where to start on this ASSignnent. See what I did there?
Dodge: Nothing?
Dip: What are we writing about?
Dodge: Does it matter? He never reads our work anyway.
Dip: Oh? You turn stuff in?
Dodge: For a grade; sure.
Dip: Let's have some fun with it. We'll pick random words from the DICKtionary and create a nonsensical report. If he passes us, we prove he sucks as a teacher and that we are smarter than half the people who come to school occasionally.
Dodge: You mean who come to school occasionally or being smarter than them occasionally.
Dip: Ding ding ding! What's the word of the day?
Dodge: Ding?
Dip: Occasionally.
Dodge: Like today?
Dip: Let's get started.
To be continued...
Two young men met in the library to begin research on a paper.
Dip: I don't even know where to start on this ASSignnent. See what I did there?
Dodge: Nothing?
Dip: What are we writing about?
Dodge: Does it matter? He never reads our work anyway.
Dip: Oh? You turn stuff in?
Dodge: For a grade; sure.
Dip: Let's have some fun with it. We'll pick random words from the DICKtionary and create a nonsensical report. If he passes us, we prove he sucks as a teacher and that we are smarter than half the people who come to school occasionally.
Dodge: You mean who come to school occasionally or being smarter than them occasionally.
Dip: Ding ding ding! What's the word of the day?
Dodge: Ding?
Dip: Occasionally.
Dodge: Like today?
Dip: Let's get started.
To be continued...
Dip: I don't even know where to start on this ASSignnent. See what I did there?
Dodge: Nothing?
Dip: What are we writing about?
Dodge: Does it matter? He never reads our work anyway.
Dip: Oh? You turn stuff in?
Dodge: For a grade; sure.
Dip: Let's have some fun with it. We'll pick random words from the DICKtionary and create a nonsensical report. If he passes us, we prove he sucks as a teacher and that we are smarter than half the people who come to school occasionally.
Dodge: You mean who come to school occasionally or being smarter than them occasionally.
Dip: Ding ding ding! What's the word of the day?
Dodge: Ding?
Dip: Occasionally.
Dodge: Like today?
Dip: Let's get started.
To be continued...
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