"Mister Pressure!"
Written on September 14th, 2022
By Doctor Ricky 1024
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1954: My birth Newport, Rhode Island Naval Hospital.
(Nee) Results: Birth canal widens with ripping effects.
Costing two quarts of human blood.
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2004: Yes, over Fifty years later...
First accident on bicycle.
Involving car traveling at 60 plus miles an hour into the back of a bicycle. Results: Multiple bruising, one Heart Attack on the way to the hospital.
Minor Brain-Damage.
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2010 : Six years later.
Yes, another bicycle incident this time while going to the Latter-Day Saint Church of Jesus Christ.
Results: Telephone pole meets leg!
Human tibia right leg fractured in half.
Human fibia fractured in five places. Insertation of 18-in titanium rod through the patella. (Knee Cap)
Yes, and screwed into the bone in three places.
Yuck!
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Note: The next few years were minor bicycle incidents including a broken forearm twice in 2017.
Ouch!
Yes, which was completely and entirely my own stupidity!
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Now going back Eleven long years to December 1st, 2006.
Note: Graphic!
Due to the fact of the loss of my only son Jason March 31st, 2003.
Yes, and unfortunately followed by the loss of my only wife Carolyn on November 23rd, 2003.
Finally, the Pain finally caught up to me in the wrong way!
Results: Three suicide attempts.
First with a 7-in serrated steak knife directly into my chest.
Not once but twice!
Hitting the heart valve and causing internal bleeding.
Secondly, three times with the same bloodied knife, striking the side of my neck attempting to hit the juggler.
(Never learned how to juggle very well!)
And lastly, third attempt?
One full bottle of Depakote!
Final results: Five day hospital stay.
Then released to two separate mental hospitals for over 5 weeks!
Lesson learned?
Damn it's hard to kill yourself!
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Now and currently the past 5 years?
Only one bicycle incident with minor injuries including two bloodied knees.
Three hernia operations including one final with a mesh insertation between the abdominal muscles and the stomach wall.
Results: Loss of 30 lb of weight after the second one with three weeks starving in to hr hospital.
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So, now which one would you think would be worse?
The busted leg incident, where the telephone pole meets leg?
Yes, or these last three hernia operations?
Now who is the ultimate winner?
Mister Pressure!