Humor Poetry posted August 16, 2022


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Outlasting the new babysitter

Bedtime Marathon

by Rachelle Allen

               
Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
Boo!
    That gave me quite the scare!


Knock, knock!
    What, my Sweet?
Boo!
    This game is quite the treat!


Knock, knock!
    Who’s there now?
Boo!
    You’re funny. Take a bow!


Knock, knock!
    (Lord, please help...)
Boo!
    You clever little whelp!


Knock, knock!
    You again?
Boo!
    (I need to count to ten...)


Knock, knock!
    Beddy-bye!
Boo!
    (I swear I want to cry!)


Knock, knock!
    You’re the WORST!
Boo!
    I truly think you’re cursed!


Knock, knock!
         Stop it! QUIT!
Boo!
    You’re such a little....!


Knock, knock!
    Frickin WHAT!
Boo!
    And now your door I shut (and lock...) [forever...]


Knock, knock!
    UGH! GET! LOST!
Boo!
    I need to go get sauced.

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