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a poem

A chapter in the book Random Rhyme and Petty Prose

Ten Days of Festivus

by Bill Schott



















On the tenth day of Festivus, I woke up in the street --
-- a sock full of oysters
-- a curtain for a diaper
-- piercings on my nipples
-- a pair of Mickey mittens
-- bow ties on my big toes
-- a tattoo of an eight-ball
-- an olive in my navel
-- Yul Brynner haircut
-- something up my nostril
and a policeman standing right in front of me.



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