General Fiction posted May 20, 2022 |
A crowd takes revenge for Harambe's death
College Tour
by SimianSavant
The author has placed a warning on this post for violence.
The author has placed a warning on this post for language.
The troop of weary high schoolers and their lame-ass parents trudged wearily down Jefferson Avenue as hordes of shrieking cicadas pissed on them from above, providing a refreshing respite from the summer sun.
"Welcome to Hippo Campus!" The tour guide shouted above the din of the horny male cicadas. "Who wants to meet Fiona today?"
Hands went up.
"Me!"
"I do!"
"Fuck yeah!"
"Can we feed her drugs?"
Having rounded the three stadiums, they now headed north on Vine Street, past the hospital, and towards the zoo. The tour guide led them in a chant as they walked in cadence:
"Harambe is dead
He was shot in the head
In heaven he'll thrive
But Fiona's alive"
They made their way through the zoo gate. Past the turd-hurling monkeys, cantankerous condors, and lazy lions, they flocked toward Fiona's fortress. There was a rapidly growing crowd there already. Various signs supporting fat acceptance were visible: "Hungry Hippo Horde", "Obesed And Released", "Supersized Surprise".
"Where's Fiona?" Kids were yelling. "Mommy where is she?"
A panicked zookeeper pushed her way to the front of the crowd. "Fiona has escaped!" she announced. "She's headed toward the university!"
The crowd violently surged in reverse. An especially fat dude with a t-shirt titled "Bulimic Bereaver" knocked over as many skinny kids as he could, and the crowd trampled them underfoot. The tour was forgotten. Everyone rushed towards the university to get a look at Fiona.
Pouring out of the zoo, they rushed the university, crushing all healthy and attractive college students in their wake. A security guard outside the dining hall was cannibalized. The mob gorged on the dessert table in the cafeteria, briefly pausing their rampage of destruction. This gave the campus police just enough time to lock them in and gas them.
Can Hippo Campus be Controlled writing prompt entry
The troop of weary high schoolers and their lame-ass parents trudged wearily down Jefferson Avenue as hordes of shrieking cicadas pissed on them from above, providing a refreshing respite from the summer sun.
"Welcome to Hippo Campus!" The tour guide shouted above the din of the horny male cicadas. "Who wants to meet Fiona today?"
Hands went up.
"Me!"
"I do!"
"Fuck yeah!"
"Can we feed her drugs?"
Having rounded the three stadiums, they now headed north on Vine Street, past the hospital, and towards the zoo. The tour guide led them in a chant as they walked in cadence:
"Harambe is dead
He was shot in the head
In heaven he'll thrive
But Fiona's alive"
They made their way through the zoo gate. Past the turd-hurling monkeys, cantankerous condors, and lazy lions, they flocked toward Fiona's fortress. There was a rapidly growing crowd there already. Various signs supporting fat acceptance were visible: "Hungry Hippo Horde", "Obesed And Released", "Supersized Surprise".
"Where's Fiona?" Kids were yelling. "Mommy where is she?"
A panicked zookeeper pushed her way to the front of the crowd. "Fiona has escaped!" she announced. "She's headed toward the university!"
The crowd violently surged in reverse. An especially fat dude with a t-shirt titled "Bulimic Bereaver" knocked over as many skinny kids as he could, and the crowd trampled them underfoot. The tour was forgotten. Everyone rushed towards the university to get a look at Fiona.
Pouring out of the zoo, they rushed the university, crushing all healthy and attractive college students in their wake. A security guard outside the dining hall was cannibalized. The mob gorged on the dessert table in the cafeteria, briefly pausing their rampage of destruction. This gave the campus police just enough time to lock them in and gas them.
"Welcome to Hippo Campus!" The tour guide shouted above the din of the horny male cicadas. "Who wants to meet Fiona today?"
Hands went up.
"Me!"
"I do!"
"Fuck yeah!"
"Can we feed her drugs?"
Having rounded the three stadiums, they now headed north on Vine Street, past the hospital, and towards the zoo. The tour guide led them in a chant as they walked in cadence:
"Harambe is dead
He was shot in the head
In heaven he'll thrive
But Fiona's alive"
They made their way through the zoo gate. Past the turd-hurling monkeys, cantankerous condors, and lazy lions, they flocked toward Fiona's fortress. There was a rapidly growing crowd there already. Various signs supporting fat acceptance were visible: "Hungry Hippo Horde", "Obesed And Released", "Supersized Surprise".
"Where's Fiona?" Kids were yelling. "Mommy where is she?"
A panicked zookeeper pushed her way to the front of the crowd. "Fiona has escaped!" she announced. "She's headed toward the university!"
The crowd violently surged in reverse. An especially fat dude with a t-shirt titled "Bulimic Bereaver" knocked over as many skinny kids as he could, and the crowd trampled them underfoot. The tour was forgotten. Everyone rushed towards the university to get a look at Fiona.
Pouring out of the zoo, they rushed the university, crushing all healthy and attractive college students in their wake. A security guard outside the dining hall was cannibalized. The mob gorged on the dessert table in the cafeteria, briefly pausing their rampage of destruction. This gave the campus police just enough time to lock them in and gas them.
Writing Prompt Who dares to delve into their own train of thought to write whatever they wish, in whatever form they desire, keeping under three hundred words? |
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