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U and S pronounced separate, as our country says it

Wizard of US

by Debi Pick Marquette

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There is a new election; stop injustice in the land To vote for a new wizard and help US make a stand And here are the four candidates, which could be so cut throat Now please pay close attention, so you will know how to vote First up is the incumbent, an old scarecrow they call Joe He easily forgets all that he never seemed to know Approval rate is down, yet he just doesn't have a clue With brains made out of straw, how is it he'd know what to do?  The Tin woman named Harris will be next to toss her quarter She never did her job when she was told check US border She laughs until she cries, and then the heartless woman rusts So should you really pick a tin woman you cannot trust? Next is a coward lyin guy, he's a hunter by trade He'll do most anything as long as he knows he'll get paid You say you lost your laptop, well then get a new iPad He seems to have more courage, when he hides behind his dad    Nancy, the next candidate, some say that she is bitchy  Other voters think that she is actually more witchy A new girl just flew her house in, and raised a couple brows Now Nancy's only speaking from the bottom of the house The house that Dorothy flew in, it must have weighed a ton It woke up all the people, so that none of these four won The munchkins vote for Dorothy, and suddenly rejoice Their flag is safe again and the world now will hear their voice Yes, Socialism's wrong, eliminates the middle class Let's keep the voter's rights,  and all the lefts out on their.....ass The munchkins of US are little people standing tall And Dorothy stands for the flag ~ and liberty for all

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