Humor Fiction posted April 27, 2022

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100 Word Flash Fiction contest entry

The Watch

by DragonSkulls

For my mother's eightieth birthday I got her one of those
hi-tech, smart watches. It has all the bells and whistles. It
tells your body temperature and heart rate. It counts how
many steps you take and distance walked. It connects
to your phone. It does way too many things to even list.

I went to the kitchen to get dinner ready. Twenty minutes
later, she came in scowling, cussing her new watch.

I asked, "What are you trying to make it do?"

"What I'm trying to do is make this stupid thing tell me
what crapping time it is!"


100 Word Flash Fiction contest entry

All fiction, folks. I'd never blow money on something neither
of us could ever figure out how to use.

Pays one point and 2 member cents.

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