tax guys keep on callin
i's stressin to the max
de say i's quite delinkant
 in payin my income tax

what they poundin in my yard?
a sign that says, "Fir Sale"
 i's may as well keep runnin
   cuz I ain't going to jail!

      wassup taxman?
   i dun run out of time?
  ya need my social what?
         It's BR549

so i's on my way to nowere
     in a beat up chevalay
    i's so gol durn lucky
  I ain't seen a cop all day!

     I ain't had no vittles
   drinking steady fir a week
   up yonder ders flashing lights
      I thinks I's up a crick!

       wassup officer?
   ya want me ta walka line?
  ya need my driver's what?
           It's BR549

 i only got two bucks left
anda worn out piece of junk
  i thinks i'll buy a ticket
  and tryta change my luck

    ya says dat im a winner?
   alls i can say is, wow
 i's won't have to work agin?
   ne'er done much anyhow

    Wassup up lotto man?
       tanx i's doin fine
      ya need my tax id?
          It's BR549

  i's goin to see the doc
 my innards r in a slump.
   i's just know i's a dyin
they's jest took out a lump

 so whats da use of money?
   i'll jest give it all away
   i's sertanly won't need it
   in an overgrown ashtray!

        wassup doc?
   ya sure it's all benign?
    Who will pay da bill?
        Try BR549