General Poetry posted January 29, 2022


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Warning to Dalmation Puppies

by SimianSavant


The author has placed a warning on this post for violence.

Kamala the Kannibal
is craving for an animal
she skins em
and she bakes em
and she chomps em with her mandible

Oh horror! Look out puppy!
hide now, Rolly, Patch and Lucky
quick! disguise em --
if she spies em
she'll be after em like Chucky

With temper oh so short
hunger pangs no one can thwart
if she snags you
for a rendezvous
you'll be her breakfast torte.

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Write a poem of any type. These three words must be included in the poem: animal - horror - short


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