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posted January 13, 2022
a scene with Pons and Ned
Scene at a Croquet Gam 7
Pons = croquet whisperer
Ned = croquet novice
Bed = croquet slumberer
Fed = croquet food critic
G.E.D. = croquet Ned clone
Hed = croquet genius
Led = croquet evangelist
Med = croquet partier
Ped = croquet stepper
Zed/Red = croquet possessed corpse
DED = croquet Angel of Death.
Scene continues although we all hope it will be the last.
This will be the last strike, Ned. It's a close match. We might win.
'Fraid not, Cuz. Yer ball split in two jis now. I ain't so sure ya kin fix er or hit er.
(Shouts) We forfeit!
What we fittin' inta, Pons? Who're the utter two dudes?
(Takes a swing and knocks the ball to the point near the final peg) This game is taking forever.
Is it lunch time yet?
Take the final stroke, Hed. I trust you will place our sphere closest to the pole.
If I fail to do so, the world may be ending.
Although the world may be ending, I feel strongly that your ball placement would more likely be coincidental rather than causational.
Hed hits the ball which rolls up to and touches Bed and Fed's ball.
(strikes the ball which races along the ground and taps the two other balls)
Behold his mighty hand!
Is that a biblical verse, Led?
It was more in the context of -- Look at me!.
(walking in place) I borrowed a garden shovel and extricated our ball.
Ped strikes the ball and sends it directly to tap against the others by the goal stake.
Well that's about it. (Looking to DED) Can I ditch this meat sack now?
You can go after you have gathered the souls of all your departed vermin. Position Zed's remains somewhere where he will be found with some modicum of respect.
(Scoffs) I was thinking about parking him, pants-down, in the port-a-john. How's that?
Give it some more thought. As Ye sow, so shall Ye reap.
Wow, you oughta write that down.
Hey, Zed. Who are you talking to?
My name is D-red, dude. Zed is da-dadada-dead. I was just talking to the Angel of Death.
Ah - well - alright. Since the last stroke is coming up, and you seem to be having a psychotic break -- maybe I should take the last strike.
Go for it, nut-who-walks-in-place.
To be continued...
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