"Ta-day, me and Mom got caught in the rain.
Boy. Did we have fun.

Well...Mom wasn't too happy about it.
You know moms. Boring dry...
even while soaking wet on a
rainy day, moms just don't know
how to have fun. Poor Mom.

I guess the most fun in this
is...I can splash in the rain...get dripping wet...and Mom can't
scream at me...'cause she got wet too.
That makes my belly laugh.
It makes Mom's cheeks red...
her brows low, and her eyes get mad at me.
Ha ha ha ha ha.

Mom goes...


"Don't you tease me, Rhonnie...
Or you know what you'll get."

But that's no big threat...
because my back pockets are wet.
COOL MY SEAT FROM THE HEAT.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Hey, Mom...how come I can't
take my shoes off too?"