Sting Like A Bitch

by DragonSkulls

Women's boxing is my sport
and I've won every bout.
It's rare we ever reach round two
before I knock them out.

I have the trophies and the belt,
that's always been my plan.
Oh, by the way, did I forget
to mention I'm a man?

Some may say that it's unfair
but hey, it's pretty slick.
I claim that I identify
that I'm indeed a chick.

I hear all my opponents whine
and call me a disgrace.
That thought's the furthest from my mind
while pummeling their face.

Inside the ring I am a star,
I bob and weave and dance.
We women fight but I still sport
a bulge inside my pants.

I'll hold my title without shame
and I shall beat them all.
The referees will raise my arm
until they change the law.

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