| Humor Fiction posted June 4, 2021 |
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Looking for love in the laundromat
Whirlpool or Maytag
by Earl Corp
Online Personal Ad Contest Winner
Male seeking an old-fashioned gal who believes cleanliness is next to Godliness and isn’t turned off by dirty laundry, dirty dishes, or the toilet seat left up. If you know how to gut a deer or clean a fish, you sound perfect to me. Must like dogs and cats. Looks are unimportant, but preference will be given to a woman with her own bass boat, hunting cabin, dishwasher and washer and dryer.
When answering this ad enclose a photo of the boat and washing machine. Women with all four will receive the highest priority. Naggers or princesses need not apply.
Male seeking an old-fashioned gal who believes cleanliness is next to Godliness and isn’t turned off by dirty laundry, dirty dishes, or the toilet seat left up. If you know how to gut a deer or clean a fish, you sound perfect to me. Must like dogs and cats. Looks are unimportant, but preference will be given to a woman with her own bass boat, hunting cabin, dishwasher and washer and dryer.
When answering this ad enclose a photo of the boat and washing machine. Women with all four will receive the highest priority. Naggers or princesses need not apply.
When answering this ad enclose a photo of the boat and washing machine. Women with all four will receive the highest priority. Naggers or princesses need not apply.
Online Personal Ad Contest Winner |
 Recognized |
*I hate laundry.
*Word Count 100 on the dot.
Pays
one point
and 2 member cents. *Word Count 100 on the dot.
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