| General Fiction posted June 3, 2021 |
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Words:100. Pictured: Me & my boy Maynerd (lives with me)
Ma'am, You Lookin' 4 Mr.Cuddles?
by Reese Turner
Mr. Cuddles, clean cloths, clean fingernails and most of my teeth looking for Ms. Sweetie, preferably red-head with very soft voice (or none at all) who owns a liquor store or bar. Let's stir up something special! I love dogs - got three in my trailer -- you'll love 'em, too. My mind? Still sharp: I can't remember the last time I forgot something. I'm great in the kitchen so long as it don't involve the stove. Bonus: my first two wives nagged me to leave the seat down so I mostly do. You like to fish? Call me. BR549
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Mr. Cuddles, clean cloths, clean fingernails and most of my teeth looking for Ms. Sweetie, preferably red-head with very soft voice (or none at all) who owns a liquor store or bar. Let's stir up something special! I love dogs - got three in my trailer -- you'll love 'em, too. My mind? Still sharp: I can't remember the last time I forgot something. I'm great in the kitchen so long as it don't involve the stove. Bonus: my first two wives nagged me to leave the seat down so I mostly do. You like to fish? Call me. BR549
I haven't had any takers so far. Like us fishermen say, "What a catch!". Hurry!
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