"I was walkin' on my way home from work
late last evening when I saw this guy crawling
around on his hands and knees as if he was
desperately searching for something.

Curious and in suspense I asked him:

"Yo. What's up, dude? Did ya lose something?"

"Hell yeah, man. I lost a hundred dollar bill."

"Wow. That's too bad, Bro," I said as I got down
on my hands and knees and began helping him look.
"How long ya been lookin' ?"

"Oh, about half an hour or so."

"How did ya lose it?"

"I dropped it."

"You dropped it? Exactly where?"

"Oh, about a block back there at the other corner."

"What! About a block back there at the other...??
Then why in hell are you looking for it a block away??"

"Well...There's more light right here under the lamp post."