Welcome to McWendyKing
May I take your order?

Yes. I'll have a
Big Mac Heart Attack to
Super size my thunder thighs
A Baconator Triple-Bypass
and a Whopper of a Stroke

Will that be all?

Nope. I want a
Double Diabetes Apple Pie
some Pink Slime Chicken Nuggets
three Carbohydrate-Coma Fries
and... a large Diet Coke

That will be an $80,000 hospital bill.
Please pull up to the first window sill.