| Humor Fiction posted May 15, 2021 |
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Online Personal Ad contest entry
Looking For My Soul Mate
by DragonSkulls
I'm no young whippersnapper and, come to think of it,
not really old enough to use the word whippersnapper.
I'm looking for someone who can laugh at the world and
the simpletons that occupy it.
A connoisseur of cheap liquor is essential.
Must love deep, thought provoking TV shows...like 'Rick and Morty.'
A woman who seeks adventure as long as it's not past the couch.
A honey-do list is out of the question.
I guess what I'm saying is if scientists could finagle
a little DNA, I'd date a female clone of myself.
Oh, I'm not rich either, sooooooo...
Online Personal Ad contest entry
I'm no young whippersnapper and, come to think of it,
not really old enough to use the word whippersnapper.
I'm looking for someone who can laugh at the world and
the simpletons that occupy it.
A connoisseur of cheap liquor is essential.
Must love deep, thought provoking TV shows...like 'Rick and Morty.'
A woman who seeks adventure as long as it's not past the couch.
A honey-do list is out of the question.
I guess what I'm saying is if scientists could finagle
a little DNA, I'd date a female clone of myself.
Oh, I'm not rich either, sooooooo...
100 words.
Rick and Morty is a twisted adult cartoon. I guess that's why I love it. Lol
I created this silly pic myself from a couple different Google Images.
Let the applicants come rolling in.
Pays
one point
and 2 member cents. Rick and Morty is a twisted adult cartoon. I guess that's why I love it. Lol
I created this silly pic myself from a couple different Google Images.
Let the applicants come rolling in.
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