Would anyone like my Alexa?
I think she has gotten to be
Too big for her britches, as Mom used to say,
She talks unexpectedly.
 
I’ll be in my office, “creating”,
Alexa, from out of the blue
Says, “I don’t believe I know that one.”
Well now, I don’t know about you,
 
But being as she’s in my bedroom
And there’s no one else here but me,
I’m typing away in my office,
There’s no explanation I see.

UNLESS, like my friends have been saying,
That Big Tech is spying on me--
I’ve nothing to hide, but I think that
It’s time that we part company!
 
So, although it’s neat when I ask her
Play the tango from Scent of a Woman
Or anything else that I want to,
It could be Big Tech that she summons.
 
But if you would like her, she’s handy,
She’ll give you the weather forecast
But it’s possible also, that she might
Tell Fauci you don’t wear your mask. ;)