| Humor Flash Fiction posted April 18, 2021 |
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Treasure daily, displeasure rarely
StoryLand=Perpetual Christmas!
by Elizabeth Emerald
In StoryLand, every day is Christmas!
Join me on a jolly jaunt to my mailbox, which overfloweth with tidings of comfort and joy.
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* Reviewer Nomination:
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* Your writing has been recognized:
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* All Time Best:
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HO HO HO!
In StoryLand, every day is Christmas!
Join me on a jolly jaunt to my mailbox, which overfloweth with tidings of comfort and joy.
* * * * * *
* Six-star rating:
Since you gave me three sixes this week, I felt obliged to reciprocate, so, after having spent the past two hours perusing your portfolio for a worthy piece, I gave up and randomly selected this one.
* Reviewer Nomination:
I wanted to show my appreciation for your six-star review without wasting a six on anything of yours.
* Your writing has been recognized:
Congratulations! After 16 promotions you finally eked out 15 reviews.
* All Time Best:
Congratulations! After ten consecutive promotions to position one, at $92 a pop, you hit the magic number 26. Because all the other 1,568 virtual ribbon winners got way more reviews, yours will be ranked worst of the All Time Best.
* * * * * *
HO HO HO!
Join me on a jolly jaunt to my mailbox, which overfloweth with tidings of comfort and joy.
* * * * * *
* Six-star rating:
Since you gave me three sixes this week, I felt obliged to reciprocate, so, after having spent the past two hours perusing your portfolio for a worthy piece, I gave up and randomly selected this one.
* Reviewer Nomination:
I wanted to show my appreciation for your six-star review without wasting a six on anything of yours.
* Your writing has been recognized:
Congratulations! After 16 promotions you finally eked out 15 reviews.
* All Time Best:
Congratulations! After ten consecutive promotions to position one, at $92 a pop, you hit the magic number 26. Because all the other 1,568 virtual ribbon winners got way more reviews, yours will be ranked worst of the All Time Best.
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HO HO HO!
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