Sleep-Writing

 
Last night I was writing, and fell sound asleep
With fingers pressed down on the keys
I jolted awake when my telephone rang
To a page full of plus signs and zzzzzzzzzz.
 
It also appears that before all the zzzzzzzzzzzzzz,
I “zapped” a whole section of text,
So, now, I have got to recall if I can
What in tarnation came next.
 
However, this isn’t the first time that I
Have fallen asleep “on the job,”
And, more than disheartening, “sleep-delete” is
Bordering on the macabre.
 
For it is the death of my most brilliant thoughts
That I had, with great effort, “thunk” up,
And to have, once again, sent them out in the void,
I must say that my actions suck!