I wonder what the Pres is doing tonight
He's probably in his basement, way out of sight
His handlers, all are busy, for handling is their right
They're working Sleepy Joe with all of their might.
They have no limitations
They handle situations
They're backed by Soros and the radicals.
I'll tell you what the Pres is doing tonight:
He snores! He snores!

I wonder if the Dems know what lies in store,
I wonder if they know who they voted for
Did they desire Biden or did they just abhor
President Donald Trump and want him out the door?
Well, they are finding ou-out
Big Tech has lots of clou-out
They're getting Socialism and more!
And those who disagree will shor-ortly be
Censored. Censored.

I wonder if Kamala's laughing tonight
She seems to have "laugh-itis" -- she is a fright;
She laughs because she know-ows that it isn't right
To not visit the Border and see-ee the plight
Of all the small illegals
The very small illegals
Who're dropped over the wall by coy-yo-tes
The situation's dire; I think we should fire
The VEEP! The VEEP!

I wonder if it's possible to defund the press
It seems that all they do is create a mess
Because they are so biased, they cau-au-ause distress
We only hear their side which people digest
And that is all they know-ow
Because they never go-o
And check their "facts" to see-ee if they're true
The Left just gives them praise; and probably a raise...
A coup! A coup!