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Old tricks
A chapter in the book The Corona saga
Am I right?
by Iza Deleanu
Mad, I am so mad. How stupid they think we are? One week ago, the idiot Mr. Stupideau was saying that is okay to have your second dose of Astra-Zeneca after four months!
Today, sorry folks, the experts are saying that the dose to be efficient must be taken after twenty-one days and no later.
Last week he was saying that Astra-Zeneca will continue to be injected even if other countries stopped it. He feeds us a bullshit-frappe made in India, aka safe for Canadians. Chai, anybody?
Safe how? Is the vaccine going to recognize that it's injected into a Canadian arm, so it better behave and kiss the "bottom" because another million of East-Indians will migrate here.
If you were me, would you trust the government and the health authorities when they are feeding you contradictory lies every day?
Old tricks for new thrills. And let's not forget when the lies are getting out of control everything can be solved in the usual Canadian way: half-muffled apology.
If this was happening back home, they will be shot on spot!
Europa just announced that is seizing immediately the export of Pfizer.
The Prime declared: have no fear our dose is in the clear! Yup, it's in the clear. We don't have any doses, oh wait, it's invisible.
The big question is do I trust this vaccination campaign with so many flaws?
Hell no!
Mad, I am so mad. How stupid they think we are? One week ago, the idiot Mr. Stupideau was saying that is okay to have your second dose of Astra-Zeneca after four months!
Today, sorry folks, the experts are saying that the dose to be efficient must be taken after twenty-one days and no later.
Last week he was saying that Astra-Zeneca will continue to be injected even if other countries stopped it. He feeds us a bullshit-frappe made in India, aka safe for Canadians. Chai, anybody?
Safe how? Is the vaccine going to recognize that it's injected into a Canadian arm, so it better behave and kiss the "bottom" because another million of East-Indians will migrate here.
If you were me, would you trust the government and the health authorities when they are feeding you contradictory lies every day?
Old tricks for new thrills. And let's not forget when the lies are getting out of control everything can be solved in the usual Canadian way: half-muffled apology.
If this was happening back home, they will be shot on spot!
Europa just announced that is seizing immediately the export of Pfizer.
The Prime declared: have no fear our dose is in the clear! Yup, it's in the clear. We don't have any doses, oh wait, it's invisible.
The big question is do I trust this vaccination campaign with so many flaws?
Hell no!
Today, sorry folks, the experts are saying that the dose to be efficient must be taken after twenty-one days and no later.
Last week he was saying that Astra-Zeneca will continue to be injected even if other countries stopped it. He feeds us a bullshit-frappe made in India, aka safe for Canadians. Chai, anybody?
Safe how? Is the vaccine going to recognize that it's injected into a Canadian arm, so it better behave and kiss the "bottom" because another million of East-Indians will migrate here.
If you were me, would you trust the government and the health authorities when they are feeding you contradictory lies every day?
Old tricks for new thrills. And let's not forget when the lies are getting out of control everything can be solved in the usual Canadian way: half-muffled apology.
If this was happening back home, they will be shot on spot!
Europa just announced that is seizing immediately the export of Pfizer.
The Prime declared: have no fear our dose is in the clear! Yup, it's in the clear. We don't have any doses, oh wait, it's invisible.
The big question is do I trust this vaccination campaign with so many flaws?
Hell no!
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