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You can't add pigs and goats!
Pig Plus Goat
by T.E. Loper
High school freshmen know it all—except algebra.
Knobby was an old troll with a knot on his head. We made horrible fun of him. The first day, he walked in, wrote "A+B=?", then pointed at the question mark. We said "C."
"You can't add pigs and goats!"
We blinked.
It took two classes for everyone to get it. I didn't appreciate what a great teacher he was. He ignored our knobby taunts; we learned algebra, never knowing the man.
He was a WWII vet. The knot was shrapnel. The Purple Heart was draped on his photo by the coffin.
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High school freshmen know it all—except algebra.
Knobby was an old troll with a knot on his head. We made horrible fun of him. The first day, he walked in, wrote "A+B=?", then pointed at the question mark. We said "C."
"You can't add pigs and goats!"
We blinked.
It took two classes for everyone to get it. I didn't appreciate what a great teacher he was. He ignored our knobby taunts; we learned algebra, never knowing the man.
He was a WWII vet. The knot was shrapnel. The Purple Heart was draped on his photo by the coffin.
Knobby was an old troll with a knot on his head. We made horrible fun of him. The first day, he walked in, wrote "A+B=?", then pointed at the question mark. We said "C."
"You can't add pigs and goats!"
We blinked.
It took two classes for everyone to get it. I didn't appreciate what a great teacher he was. He ignored our knobby taunts; we learned algebra, never knowing the man.
He was a WWII vet. The knot was shrapnel. The Purple Heart was draped on his photo by the coffin.
High school kids can be monsters.
A+B=A+B. You can't add pigs and goats. Let A equal 1 Pig and B equal 1 Goat; then A+B = 1 Pig and 1 Goat. A(1 Pig) + A(1 Pig) = 2A(2 Pigs). Welcome to algebra.
In the photo, note that the goat has "C" on its head: definitely NOT equal to a pig and a goat!
(I counted the algebraic formula and WWII as one "word" each.)
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and 2 member cents. A+B=A+B. You can't add pigs and goats. Let A equal 1 Pig and B equal 1 Goat; then A+B = 1 Pig and 1 Goat. A(1 Pig) + A(1 Pig) = 2A(2 Pigs). Welcome to algebra.
In the photo, note that the goat has "C" on its head: definitely NOT equal to a pig and a goat!
(I counted the algebraic formula and WWII as one "word" each.)
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