The bedroom...
you must admit,
is an interesting place.

Yes,
it can be that,
and maybe
should be that,

but I'm talkin'
'bout everything else=
essentially.

The master bedroom;
do you sleep in yours?

I've always wanted
to sleep in mine too.

Eighteen years so far,
and I've only slept there
after a no-climb stairs
hip surgery.

Kind of
messed up
all the house's
routines.

It's a bit sad
being an inconvenience
to everyone,

in the house
I (ahem) pay for,
I maintain,
and occasionally
would like
to sleep in;

let alone...
enjoy.

There are
quite a few
reasons for this.

None of which
appear as reasonable
to me.

Wait,
I think maybe,
I got it.

Men just
don't understand,
aren't sensitive,
never home-

Work,
excuses,
lies, (usually not)
care only
for themselves.

I can never
figure out,
how a negative
environment;

can eventually
force a man
to look elsewhere,

can you?