I find myself
In a dark room
Strapped to a bed

The light turns on
The large TV comes on

A smiling image of Satan
dressed In a conservative business suit
fills the giant TV screen

Looks like he came
Out of a corporate
board meeting

surrounded by demonic aides
who constantly shove papers
at him

He looks up from his laptop
And smiles
A deadly so insincere smile

His voice booms out
Welcome to Hell
My satanic slaves

I am Satan
Your new master

Each of you
Has been sentenced
To an eternity of torture

And the punishment
Must fit the crime

So, for you
Mr. Jake Cosmos Aller
Failed aspiring poet
And novelist

Your torture
Is to be strapped
To that bed

Unable to move
As you are filled
With the need
To piss and shit

But you can not move
And your skin
Is crawling with bugs

And itchy
as Hell so to speak
and you are so sleepy
but you can not sleep

the TV will play
endless repeats

Of some of the worst TV
and movie shows
ever produced

Starting with my favorite
A Series of Unfortunate Events

Featuring your favorite annoying little girl
Caretta! Singing for you forever
As you are the ultimate cake sniffer

Welcome to Hell