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spanish, no?
A chapter in the book Kaleidoscope
Dispute 14
by Iza Deleanu
The setting is one empty room. One actor plays all the characters. Evil Me: Bad idea! Who wants to walk around dressed like a lady at plus forty degrees? Not me! I will do my research from the comfort of our home with a glass of Martini in my hand. Me: Hamlecita, mi amor, come fue la tuas dia? Evil Me: Huh? What kind of crap are you using to communicate, bro? Me: Fake Spanish, my hermanito! What do you want me to use? You know Russian is a hot commodity because of your previous dry-cleaning fiasco; also, Italian is kaput. Your poor students still have nightmares. For now, Espaniol is safe. Evil Me: Plain English, por favor! Oh, no, look at me, I am playing your dumb game! Me: I don't like plain. Could you give me some ritmo exotico? Agua Calliente por il pollito vailente! Evil Me: You want hot water for the brave chicken? Why? Did you got a job at a Vietnamese restaurant, and now you want to serve a chicken Pho? Me: No more restaurant jobs! I got a role, FINALLYYYYYYYYYY. Evil Me: You did? What role? Commercial? Me: Well, sort of! I am playing the role of the Statue of Liberty. Evil Me: Any dialogue? Me: Nada! For now, I will have to stay still and make faces! Evil Me: Faces? I don't get it. Are you a Clown? Me: No! It's a social justice drama, so every time someone is unjust, I have to throw and point at them the sign of destruction with the flame. Evil Me: That's cool, man! Do you have to wear any drapes or bedding attire? Me: Yup, a drape; you know, I have to be as close as possible to Madame La Liberte! Evil Me: This is stupid. Why didn't you choose Madame Justice? She is more appropriate for this role! Me: Madame La Liberte is sexier than Madame Justice, plus that one is freaking blind and deaf; hard to make faces when you don't see or hear a thing. Evil Me: Nice. Do you need my help? Me: Yes. How is my face? Evil Me: Dude, I am into girls. Me: Hamlecito, you got it all wrong. How is my face for this role? Evil Me: I don't know. I have to see you in action. Me: Okay. Maybe I can sneak you behind the scene. I really need some feedback. Evil Me: Okay! When do you start? 
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