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niente dineri
A chapter in the book Kaleidoscope
Dispute 7
by Iza Deleanu
The setting is one empty room. There is only one actor who plays both characters. Me: Buon giorno, Senior Hamleto, ma che fai? Evil Me: Vai, ignorante vai e lava le dishi. Me: You mean wash the dishes? Evil Me: Si, si, of course! Me: Okay, show me the money honey. I made eighty bucks plus free food and pop. Evil Me: I made niente! I fall asleep in aqua caliente! Me: What? You forgot to wake up and move your ghostly ass to the kid's house! Evil Me: Well, when you put it like that sounds pretty bad! Me: Did you or not? Evil Me: Niente money, niente studente! Me: What the heck, Hamlet. We are short of eight hundred dollars, which is just the rent. We need to pay also the internet and electricity. We had a deal, remember? Evil Me: We had a deal... to take care of me! I am the Prince of Denmark... and I don't mind candles. They are so romantic! Me: Candles? Are you insane? Do you think they are coming for free? The cheapest is two bucks, and I will not leave a candle in your care! You will burn the place down! Evil Me: No! I wouldn't! Me: Yes, you would! You are so careless. I am serious, if you don't move your royal ass to find a job, I will kick you out! Evil Me: I got it! No more italiani per le bambini, I am going to do stand down comedy! Me: Stand down, or stand up? Evil Me: Stand whatever. I must try! Oh, poor me, what fate emerged from this chaos! Pity me! TO BE CONTINUED 
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