| General Script posted December 15, 2020 |
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a one-scene script with Pons and Ned
Scene at a Tire Dealer
by Bill Schott
The scene opens at the front desk of a major tire dealer. Pons and Ned enter from the left as an employee enters through a door behind the desk. Dealer: Hello, Gentlemen. Welcome to Flatt's Tires. Pons: Hi. We need some new tires. Ned: Ya got new tires, fella? Dealer: That's all we sell, sir. Pons: We need some 8-75-15s. Ned: Them's tires. Dealer: Yes. Would you like Coolyear, Funstones, or foreign crap? Pons: What's the cheapest? Ned: Sure ya ain't got no used tires? Dealer: Quite sure. The cheapest are the Kuku from Tanzania. Pons: Road hazard? Dealer: Your life will be in constant peril. Pons: How much for Coolyears? Ned: Got any used Coolyears? Dealer: Four hundred out the door with tax, licence, balancing, and hazard insurance. Pons: How about half that price? Dealer: Sure. How about two tires? Ned: Ya got sompin better'n Kuku but cheaper'n Coolyears? Dealer: We have Funstones on sale for eighty bucks. Pons: Wow! Why are they so affordable? Ned: They made in Tarzanasia? Dealer: Mexico. Pons: You have four here? Dealer: No, but I can sell you two Kukus and two Funstones for a ridiculous price. Pons: Anything I should know about them besides what you've said? Dealer: They're bias ply. Pons: You're kidding! I thought only radials were made now? Ned: Holy cow! I bet they ain't even rubber. Dealer: They're not. No one makes rubber tires for cars. Pons: I need something affordable and safe. Can you help me? Ned: Maybe we can git one at a time, Pons. Dealer: Perhaps taking the bus would be more in your price range? Pons: That a joke? Ned: Yeah, man. Them bus rides are spensif. To be continued...
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